Bud Glory is an albino black man with brown hair and brown eyes. He writes for a living (though he doesn’t get paid for it), and his book of poems entiltled “Green Pooh” sold a million copies nowhere. He has a girlfriend named Waldo. She’s imaginary…and butt-ugly. He’s a lesbian in a man’s body and is therefore kinda sorta a homosexual. He’s neither a good poet nor an insightful humorist, which is unfortunate since he likes to write humorous poetry. He has an impressive collection of baby teeth. He sucks on them like they’re insoluble candies. He’s a minimalist and a reductionist…who knows where you live.